Jewish Mother Riddles

Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?

A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie?

A: It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."

Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?

A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.

Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position?

A: Facing Bloomingdale's

Q - Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?

A - Under the vacuum cleaner.

Q - How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

A - (Sigh) Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody.

Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?

A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. Home International Next