Head Waiter. LITTLE MAN. yes, yes. AMERICAN. I smile. LITTLE MAN. Oughtn't I to call him that? GERMAN. [Abruptly] 'Nein--Kellner'. AMERICAN. Why, yes! Just "waiter." [The ENGLISHWOMAN looks round her paper for a second. The DUTCH to face and nurses his hat.] LITTLE MAN. I didn't want to hurt his feelings. GERMAN. Gott! AMERICAN. In my country we're very democratic--but that's quite aat once they take liberties. You see, you will not get your beer. [As he speaks the WAITER returns, bringing the LITTLE MAN'SMAN] I judge you go in for.